Canada Jokes

How many seasons in Canada?

Only 2 - Winter and July

Canadians do not change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are

Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt?

Every time he sits down Quebec separates

Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors?

Because they have legalized pot in Canada

Q: What do you call a good American?

A: Canadian.