Jokes

Why did my uncle throw the butter out of the window

He wanted to see butter-fly

Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors?

Because they have legalized pot in Canada

Hillary Clinton is like python 2.

No one wants to support her

What is every Californian’s favorite part about the winter? Watching all of the bad weather on TV. Everyone else is can see the bad weather outside.

An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom. The American says, “I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing bad will happen to me.” The Russian replies, “Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing will happen to me either.”

Q: What do you call a good American?

A: Canadian.

Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?

There is no menu, you just get what you deserve.

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?

An "I scream" cake

- Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?

- President Bill Clinton's code name was "Mr. Bush."

- How does a computer get drunk?

- It takes screen shots