Marriage Jokes

It might be hard to say I love you

Much easier to write it

And it is much easier to copy and paste it

My wife accused me of being immature

I told her to get out of my fort

My wife says I'm immature

I told her to get out of my sand fort

- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, who do you let in first?

- I would let in the dog - at least it will quiet down after you let it in.