Other Jokes

I found $20 laying on the parking lot and thought to myself: "what would Jesus do?". So I turned is into wine

Welcome to adulthood, where you'll be constantly tired, except for when it’s time to go to sleep.

A big nose is not an excuse for no mask

I wear underwear even so...

- What’s the Wi-Fi password?

- Barman: Buy a drink first.

- I’ll have a Coke.

- Barman: There you go.

- So what’s the Wi?Fi password?

- Barman: "Buy a drink first" - one word and all lowercase

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb

One! They are efficient and not very funny

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and ..... poor

Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?

There is no menu, you just get what you deserve.

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?

An "I scream" cake

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." 

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."