Jokes Feed


FmFmFm1
2018 Nov 19

- Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?

- President Bill Clinton's code name was "Mr. Bush."

Diana
2018 Oct 31

- How does a computer get drunk?

- It takes screen shots

Denis
2018 Oct 23

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 10 children will be getting a visit from Satan Claus this Christmas

Denis
2018 Oct 23

- Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

- Just kitten

Diana
2018 Oct 19

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." 

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Oh
2018 Sep 24

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I forget it, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

Oh
2018 Sep 22

- What do computers eat for a snack?

- Microchips

FmFmFm1
2018 Sep 08

- How does a tech guy drink coffee?

- He installs Java!

Assassin
2018 Sep 08

- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, who do you let in first?

- I would let in the dog - at least it will quiet down after you let it in.

Assassin
2018 Sep 06

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.