Jokes Feed

2018 Oct 19

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." 

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

2018 Sep 24

I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I forget it, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."

2018 Sep 22

- What do computers eat for a snack?

- Microchips

2018 Sep 08

- How does a tech guy drink coffee?

- He installs Java!

2018 Sep 08

- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, who do you let in first?

- I would let in the dog - at least it will quiet down after you let it in.

2018 Sep 06

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

2018 Apr 26

I read all the terms and conditions :).

Did I write this in the right section?