Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I forget it, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
- What do computers eat for a snack?
- How does a tech guy drink coffee?
- He installs Java!
- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting at the front door, who do you let in first?
- I would let in the dog - at least it will quiet down after you let it in.
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
I read all the terms and conditions :).
Did I write this in the right section?