Jokes

Canadians do not change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are

Did you hear about the guy with a map of Canada tattooed on his butt?

Every time he sits down Quebec separates

My wife accused me of being immature

I told her to get out of my fort

Why did a student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it is a piece of cake

How do you confuse blondie?

Impossible, they are born this way.

Do you thing bloodies can have an IQ of 100?

Yes, 4 blondes can have IQ of 100

How many months have 28 days?

All of them

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb

One! They are efficient and not very funny

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and ..... poor

My wife says I'm immature

I told her to get out of my sand fort