? Should I have a baby after 30?
> No, 35 children are enough.
? I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
= With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
? The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
= Cause youre fatter than they are.
? Where is the best place to store breast milk?
> In your breasts.
